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FINAL WHISTLE

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I watched a local football match at a school playing ground. As I sat down, I asked one of the boys what the score was. With a smile, he replied; "They are leading us 3-0"! And I said, REALLY!! I have to say you don't look discouraged. "Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look ... Why should I be discouraged when the referee has not blown the final whistle? I have confidence in the team and the managers; We shall definitely overcome! Truly, the match ended 5-4 in favor of the boy's team! He waved at me gently, with a beautiful smile as he left; I was amazed, mouth wide open; Such confidence; Such beautiful faith; As I got back home that night, his question kept coming back to me: "Why should I be discouraged when the referee has not blown the final whistle?" Life is like a game. Why should you be discouraged when The Almighty God is your Manager? Why should you be discouraged, when there's still life? Why sho...

EXPIRY DATE

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(Baba is punishing Aduke, who is on her knees) Aduke:- (Crying) I am sorry Baba. I won't do so again. Baba:- Shut up. Useless girl. Are you a goat🐂? Why must you make the same mistake over and over? Aduke:- I am finished ooo! Baba please... Baba:- Idiot. Hold your tongue. (Susan walks🚶‍♀ in) Susan:- Good day Baba. Baba:- Welcome o jare Susan. How are you? Susan:- I'm fine Sir. And you? Baba:- I'm fine o. Its only this stupid girl that wants to kill me. Susan:- What has she done again Sir? Baba:- Can you imagine? I sent her to buy a tin of milk for me, and she did not check the expiry date. By the time I did, it was expired. Just last month, she bought a tube of toothpaste for me, and it was also expired. Useless child... (He wants to flog her again, but Susan restrains him.) Susan:- Its alright Sir. Please forgive her. I will buy another for you. Baba:- Ah, thank you jare my daughter. Omo daadaa. Susan:- Please sit down awhile Sir. I have s...

SEX AND ROMANCE IN MARRIAGE

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It is obvious that we all want to have a taste of marriage. We wish to marry and have our own kids. Many singles are really praying for this marriage even when they have no clue about it. Remove sex and romance out of marriage and most people become confused about what marriage is all about. Look here, marriage is not where you rush to like an award night. It is not a company that you are free to employ a manager to help you take care of it while you sit in your chair, with your legs crossed and a glass of wine on the table as a CEO. You want to marry right? But can i ask you some questions? These questions are for both the bachelors and spinsters. 1. What is marriage? Can you explain to us without making it look like a primary school topic and definition gotten from the syllable? 2. How good are you in management? I mean home management, emotional management, time management, financial management, Etc. 3. How patience are you? 4. What can you offer, out...

BUS TIME OPPORTUNITY

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So on Tuesday I had an engagement at Ajah Lagos and not being too sure of the traffic situation ( not after a terrible traffic experience the previous day ) I decided to do public transport and generally enjoy the Lagos spirit once again (lol) While making my way to Mile-2 a thought dropped in my heart. The journey to Ajah is about an hour if you lucky to get a sane driver and semi sane conductor Lol not the type that will be stopping at every bus stop looking for passengers who are not looking for them! So am I going to just sit in the bus for this 1 hour and probably block my ears with an earpiece far away from all those talks about Buhari and Atiku that one unsolicited political analyst is bound to give as if any of them is his distant cousin.... No! No!! Am going to use this one hour the best way I can! I will preach the gospel! ( this isn't the first time of me sharing word on transit but there was something bound to be different about this one ) So how do I get t...