HAPPY MOTHERS DAYS


How did God make mothers?
1.  He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2.  Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
3.  God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1.  God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2.  They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1.  My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2.  I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1.  On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2.  Diet. You know her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1.  She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2.  I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3.  I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.









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