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HOW TO BUILD YOUR CV FOR LUCRATIVE JOB!

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A group of friends visited their old university professor. Conversation soon turned to complaints about 'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in Life. Professor offered them Coffee & returned from kitchen with Coffee in different kinds of cups !!! (Glass Cups, Crystal Cups, Shining Ones, Some Plain Looking, Some Ordinary & Some Expensive Ones......) When all of them had a Cup in Hand, the professor said:- "If you noticed- all the Nice Looking & Expensive Cups are taken up, leaving behind the ordinary ones !! Everyone of you wanted the Best CUPS, & that is the source of your STRESS & TENSION !! What you really wanted was "Coffee", not the "Cup" ! But you still went for the Best Cup. If Life is Coffee ; Then Jobs, Money, Status & Love etc. are the Cups !!! They are just TOOLS to hold and contain Life. Please Don't Let the CUPS Drive you !! Enjoy the COFFEE ......!!! What is life ? They...

MONUMENTAL DISCOVERY FROM MATH

MONUMENTAL DISCOVERY FROM MATH:      0+7=7     1+6=7     2+5=7     3+4=7      4+3=7     5+2=7     6+1=7     7+0=7      7-0=7     8-1=7     9-2=7     10-3=7     11-4=7      12-5=7    13-6=7    14-7=7    15-8=7    16-9=7, etc.      7/1=7     14/2=7     21/3=7     28/4=7     35/5=7      42/6=7    49/7=7    56/8=7     63/9=7    70/10=7, etc.      1x7=7.      7x1=7. ✍ What is my Point:      ✍ My point is that there are so many ways of getting to your final destination.      ✍ GOD may not take you through the same path/ road/ route/ way He to...

SIX LEADERSHIP PRINCIPLES

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SIX LEADERSHIP PRINCIPLES TO LEARN FROM AN EAGLE.... 1. Eagles fly Alone and at High Altitudes . They don't fly with sparrows, ravens, and other small birds. MEANING; Stay away from narrow-minded people, those that bring you down. Eagle flies with Eagles. Keep good company. 2. Eagles have an Accurate Vision. They have the ability to focus on something as far as 5km away. No matter the obstacles, the eagle will not move his focus from the prey until he grabs it. MEANING; Have a vision and remain focused no matter what the obstacles and you will succeed. 3. Eagles do not Eat Dead things. They Feed only on Fresh Prey. MEANING; Do not rely on your past success, keep looking for new frontiers to conquer. Leave your past where it belongs, in the past. 4. Eagles Love the Storm. When clouds gather, the eagle gets excited, the eagle uses the storms wind to lift itself higher. Once it finds the wind of the storm, the eagle uses the raging storm to lift itself ab...

THE POWER OF ERECTION

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                                             What Is an Erection? An erection starts in your   brain . Something you saw, felt, smelled, heard, or thought makes your nerves send chemical messages to the blood vessels in your penis. The arteries relax and open up to let more blood to flow in; at the same time, the veins close up. Once blood is in the penis, pressure traps it within the corpora cavernosa. Your penis expands and holds the erection 🌿💫Having an erection is natural but obeying the dictates of your erection is a choice.  🌿💫For every erection, there's a responsibility. Wise men have control over their erection but foolish men obey their erections.😰 🌿💫Any erection not properly controlled is capable of leading one to early grave☠.  🌿💫Unsolicited erection is no respecter of persons.  🌿💫Anointing, righteousness, str...

THE EVIL CALABASH !

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I read this somewhere and found it worth sharing. "Ohun ti o wa ninu igba kii jeki a le gbe  igba lo nigba miran" - meaning what's inside the calabash doesn't allow it to be taken away sometimes! Now THE STORY! Iya Rhoda called me one day and said Ayodele omo mi, I replied yes maami. She said, be strong in character, let your integrity be your navigator, don't fall for cheap blackmail, but above all let love and humility rule your life, because even the devil can not resist LOVE. Ah! Maami kilode? I asked. Then she said, sit down let me tell you this story. "There was a woman who was a witch. This woman was average in wealth but lost her husband which is the major reason she joined the coven. She had only one child who happened to be a girl. This girl was well trained but she retrained herself. She was HUMBLE, LOVABLE, INTELLIGENT and exhibited LOVELY character always. As the practice were, all member of this coven had to at a poin...

NO HARD FEELINGS

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 A certain guy walked into a hotel and after perusing through the menu, ordered for some food. After about 20 mins a group of guys walked in and ordered for their food too. To the dismay of the guy, these guys got served first. He watched as they began to eat and laugh heartily. He even overheard one of them brag about how he knew everyone at that hotel and how things moved fast for him there. He felt he was being mocked. He contemplated leaving. But he had waited so long. Unable to take it anymore, he called a waiter. The waiter calmly told him: "yours sir is a special order, being prepared by the chief chef himself. Their orders were prepared hurriedly by students on attachment because the top chefs are busy with yours. That's why they came first. Please have some juice as you wait". He calmed down and waited. Shortly after, his meal was served by 6 waiters. Unknown to him, the owner of the hotel (who happened to be an old long lost friend of his) had s...

BEAUTY IS SOUL DEEP

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Abraham Lincoln loved to tell stories on himself. One of his favorites concerned itself with physical appearance. In the days when Lincoln used to be on the circuit (traveling on horseback from one county court to another), he was once approached by a stranger who said, "Excuse me, sir, but I have an article which belongs to you." "How is that?" Lincoln asked in astonishment. The stranger took a jackknife from his pocket. "This knife," he said "was placed in my hand some years ago, with the injunction that I was to keep it until I found a man homelier-looking than I am myself. I have carried that knife for many years. Now I pass it on to you." Lincoln added wryly, "I've carried that knife ever since." Once when he was accused of being “two-faced,” he replied, “If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?” One of Lincoln's greatest assets was his ability to laugh at himself and he frequently laughed at his physical app...

MARRIAGE IS LIKE A SHOE

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MARRIAGE is like a shoe. When you wear oversize be ready to drag it along through out life, and when you wear under-size be ready to feel the pains through out life." One thing about marriage is that you don't drop your shoe or remove it at any point, no matter how painful or how stressful it is. That is why I thought it necessary to write you this letter. Dear Singles, When you are ready to buy your own shoe please take note of these three things: 1. PHYSICAL APPEARANCE     Do not look for the beautiful ones, the nice ones or the cheap ones. Look for the one that is your size. Not every handsome, wealthy or intelligent guy is for you, not every beautiful woman is for you. Look for the one that is meant for you, the one that aligns with your values and beliefs, the one who you meet at your life's journey. It is important to know where you're going in life before you think of getting a wife or a husband. 2.  POSITION:  All sizes of shoes are n...